I look so cool holy shit! Suave sex face on point! Oh my fucking god! And look at @yungdanilo lookin even cooler! Bouta hop in this @uber_sea of course and go suck tonight’s dick http://ift.tt/1FkbW4p

Last day of my birthday weekend turnup. Let’s see what happens. Hit me up Seattle I wanna fuck and fight. http://ift.tt/1FjYKfE

The Murphy/Lachows! I made it to another birthday http://ift.tt/1F88cmq

Shoutout the good folks at @aliveandwellsea for blessin me with some early birthday goodies! Much love. http://ift.tt/1npr6zx

Next time a girl tells me I should “do my eyebrows” I’m lookin at her like http://ift.tt/1snGAph

Last night a squad car pulled up on me and asked for a pic. ‘Twas the first time a Seattle cop has done or said anything nice to me. They were cool as shit and it made my night. http://ift.tt/1vcII4g

Date night with bae http://ift.tt/1vMg2fc

What a buncha awesome goobers. Complete goobs. http://ift.tt/1uP5rmD

Happy birthday to the @deboogirl one of the best people I know my woman crush whatever day http://ift.tt/1pTdVBr

Friday night selfie man bouta hop in this @uber_sea and swing to cap hill to frick around and shit! http://ift.tt/YZ3TZ7

My guy @ryanqampbell drunk as shit posing in front of the epic Seattle sunset http://ift.tt/1pOqWw2

Epic water spray shot by @connor_jalbert and sheeeit http://ift.tt/1vyQguV

Western was epic! Love gettin to rock shows with my good friends. http://ift.tt/1rwC1s9